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And remember folks, more comedy gold at all my social media sites….@jonasgarvin see you there!

I’m a gun owner. So I can’t decide what disgusts me worse…the mass shootings, or the fact that there is a group of politicians who won’t even come to the table to discuss the problem. #GunOwnersForSafety

Hey y’all, join me on the pier for some #humpday laughs!

It’s been a while, but I’ll be making my triumphant return to Redondo Beach on Wednesday May 25! Come for the show, stay for the post show shenanigans on the pier!

Just got back from the grocery store and I have an idea to solve the baby formula shortage!

Parents, just start feeding your babies rude assholes. We have an abundance of them here in Los Angeles.

Hey y’all, lots of SoCal dates coming up and I’m adding more shows all the time! I’m also working on some tour dates around the country as well so keep checking in. (Because I might need to stay in your guest room…but don’t worry, dinner and drinks on me!) hahaha But here’s what’s coming your way soon…

5/21 The Sand Trap Beaumont, CA 8pm

5/25 The Starboard Redondo Beach, CA 8pm

5/27 The Pasadena Comedy Club 7:30pm

6/15 Venice Underground Comedy 9pm

6/25 The Springbok Van Nuys, CA 8pm

7/23 Junkyard Cafe Simi Valley, CA 9pm

Hey y’all! Myself and a few of my funny friends will be heading out to Beaumont, CA for an evening of laughter and desert debauchery! Join us at The Sandtrap Bar and Grill, 8 pm. Oh, and I don’t want to hear your complaints about things being too expensive these days…you’ll be getting an ENTIRE LINEUP OF NATIONAL HEADLINERS FOR ONLY FIVE BUCKS!! Who loves ya baby! Oh, and don’t forget to join me on Instagram, FB, and Twitter @jonasgarvin! See y’all Saturday night…

Short and sweet. Saturday night 8pm at The Wren in Hollywood. 742 Vine St. Email me for your spot on my guest list! And as always, don’t forget to join me on social media @jonasgarvin!!!

Don’t have any kids? Feeling left out on this Mothers Day? Well don’t worry! The republicans will make sure you damn well better have that baby!

Because that’s what the party of “keeping government out of your lives” does…

Actually, I’m surprised any of those right wing god loving “patriots” can even have children? I thought they spent all their sperm jerking off to Fox News, Qanon, and Mountain Dew.

Hey y’all! After hearing about what happened to Dave Chapelle at The Hollywood Bowl last night, I made a joke about how we comedians should be allowed to shoot people who attack us on stage. Well they said I violated their guidelines and will be in FB jail for a couple days. So if anyone wants to visit me while I’m doing hard time you can always hit me up here or on IG and Twitter @jonasgarvin !!! #facebookjail