Well, I fought it as long as I could, but I know have gone the way of a 15 year old kid and joined TikTok! So tune in and see what kind of stupidity I can put on video!!!
Handle is @realjonasgarvin Also, don’t forget to check out my new Instagram page @realjonasgarvin as well. Talk soon!
Hey y’all, bad news. My Instagram page @jonasgarvin was HACKED! So I’ve had to start all over! So please join me at my new page here…
www.Instagram.com/realjonasgarvin
Also, for your trouble, I guess I owe y’all a drink at my next show!
Up early watching the local news and they have a segment showcasing all the gourmet food they will have at tonight’s MLB All Star Game at Dodger Stadium.
Stop. Just freakin stop already!
I’m sick of ballparks trying to become 5 star steakhouses!! I’ve tried some of these “gourmet” foods at the game and guess what, they always SUCK! So if I want a 5 star steakhouse, guess what, I’LL FUCKING GO TO ONE!
So dear ballparks, PLEASE just go back to the basics of beer, hot dogs, peanuts, and helmet sundaes.
Any questions? We’ll just listen to the 7th inning stretch. It says “buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack”….
It doesn’t say ANYTHING about ”buy me a garlic infused duck breast sautéed in chili oil and served with a mango chutney” now does it?
Sorry for the early morning rant. I’ll go back to my whiskey now.
Short and sweet. I’ll be heading north from Hollywood to bring the funny to Simi Valley on Saturday July 23rd…should you find yourself in the area and in need of a million laughs!
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Sat. July 9th in North Hollywood…
https://app.showslinger.com/ticket_payment/5335/checkout_ticket
Sat. July 23rd in Simi Valley
https://www.tocomedy.com/shows/179916
Get your tickets now! And as always, join me on social media @jonasgarvin !!! See you at the show!!!
Are you kidding me? The Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade? What the fuck. I guess this means we will start moving backwards. I wonder which one of our rights they will go after next? So just a couple thoughts…
I wonder which way Clarence Thomas will vote should they try to overturn The Emancipation Proclamation?
I’d really like to leave this country, but hey, where else you gonna Roe?
Ok, I’ll keep it short. Not short and sweet, just short. HERE’S THE DEAL! Next mother fucker that heckles me at a comedy show will have their toenails pulled out with pliers and their grandmothers house burned down.
Funny thing is, if I said this on social media, I’d be banned. So I must say, the monthly charge I pay to have my own website is worth every penny!!!
Making my return to one of the best comedy shows in Los Angeles!!! Get there early and plan on staying late for the party!
