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I’ll keep it short and sweet. The Wren Theater. 742 Vine St. 8pm showtime. Email me for your spot on my guest list!

Hey y’all! Just a reminder that I’ll be bringing the funny to The Wren Theater in Hollywood Saturday April 23rd! The show is at 8pm and I’ve got some spots available on my guest list, so just email me if you’d like to come out and join me and some other funny people for a few drinks! And as always, don’t forget to join me on social media @jonasgarvin !!! See you there!

When in Rome, do as The Romans. When in Denver, eat Rocky Mountain Oysters!

Do you think if dogs had their own phone in talk show they would get a lot of collars?

Come on. You know you love these bad dad jokes! Don’t forget…more shenanigans on FB, Twitter, and Instagram @jonasgarvin !!!

Hey y’all! Just a few upcoming shows, and stay tuned because I’m adding more dates all the time!

April 23 The Wren Theater Hollywood, CA

April 28 Attitude Lounge Beverly Hills, CA

May 21 The Sand Trap Beaumont, CA

July 23 The Junk Yard Simi Valley, CA

Also, don’t forget to join me on social media @jonasgarvin …see you at a show soon!

Great news! Not only are gas prices still high, but it looks like we could see record heat in SoCal over the next couple days…

So now, not only will you be able to post a picture of the price of a tank of gas, you’ll be able to put a picture of your dashboard thermometer showing how hot it is in the same post!!!

Come on Karens! Let’s see your stuff!

I see many of you up in arms lately about these #trans athletes. So where was your outrage back when Vera De Milo was competing? HYPOCRITES!

Jesus. Where does it stop? I see pansexual is trending on social media. So some of y’all are having sex with pans now?!? This sickens me…

I mean, I can see fucking a Crockpot, or even an air fryer, but a pan? Come on.

(For more fun don’t forget to follow me @jonasgarvin)

Hey y’all! Yes, as you can see I just had the website retooled! Hopefully, it makes it super easy for y’all to navigate and get those laughs you came here for! I kept most of the older blogs, posts, etc to go with the new stuff and will be adding more as we move forward. So make sure to stop by often for the latest news!
Also, for those of you wanting to connect on social media, my social media pages now all have the same handle…@jonasgarvin so I’ll see you on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and YouTube (if you’re not already there.) Oh, and I’m still on the fence about starting a TikTok page…probably because I’m not a 14 year old girl. So we’ll see. But for now enjoy the new site and see you at a show soon!

Hey y’all! Great news, the wait is over and my latest comedy special is now available for your listening pleasure! No matter your preference (iTunes, Spotify, etc.) I’m sure we got you covered!!! Thanks again to The City of Rockford, IL for the hospitality and to all the people who worked on the album as well! Here’s the link…ENJOY!

https://jonasgarvin.hearnow.com/the-rockford-file