Hey y’all just a reminder that I would love to see you join me on social media! If you don’t, how are you gonna see those pictures of what I had for dinner last night or a joke about what’s trending on Twitter? God forbid you miss that!
www.Twitter.com/jonasgarvin
www.Instagram.com/jonasgarvin
www.Facebook.com/jonasgarvin
www.TikTok.com/realjonasgarvin
Well, it took some time and a whole lotta work, but my first book THE PANDEMIC PAPERS will be available this fall! It’s a collection of rants, ramblings, and all the comedic stupidity y’all have come to know and love!!!
Hey y’all! I’ll be back at The Wren Theater on 742 Vine St Saturday Aug 27th on the 8pm show! Come on out for a few laughs and then we can carouse various seedy dive bars in the area after the show!
Hey y’all! Good news! I was able to get my old Instagram handle back after it was stolen from me by those damn Russian spies!!! Anyway, I’m back on Instagram @jonasgarvin!!!
www.Instagram.com/jonasgarvin
See you there!!!
Hey y’all! As many of you know, I’ve had to start a new Instagram page (damn hackers)! It’s now @realjonasgarvin. Also, I’ve also started a TikTok page (no, I’m not a 15 year old girl, but these are the times we live in)! It’s also @realjonasgarvin….and as always, you can also find me on Facebook and Twitter too! Here’s all the sites for your social media pleasure…hope to see you at a show soon!
Instagram @realjonasgarvin
TikTok @realjonasgarvin
Twitter @jonasgarvin
Facebook @jonasgarvin
YouTube @jonasgarvin
Friday evening and I’m reflecting on my last 17 years of doing stand up in LA. Those years have been great! I have been able to do countless shows, record FOUR comedy specials, and I am in the works for my fifth!
So I just wanted to say thank you to ALL OF YOU who have supported me over the years.
I also want to take this time to let all of you know that when I win the Mega Millions tonight, you’re all dead to me.
Well, I fought it as long as I could, but I know have gone the way of a 15 year old kid and joined TikTok! So tune in and see what kind of stupidity I can put on video!!!
Handle is @realjonasgarvin Also, don’t forget to check out my new Instagram page @realjonasgarvin as well. Talk soon!
Hey y’all, bad news. My Instagram page @jonasgarvin was HACKED! So I’ve had to start all over! So please join me at my new page here…
www.Instagram.com/realjonasgarvin
Also, for your trouble, I guess I owe y’all a drink at my next show!
Up early watching the local news and they have a segment showcasing all the gourmet food they will have at tonight’s MLB All Star Game at Dodger Stadium.
Stop. Just freakin stop already!
I’m sick of ballparks trying to become 5 star steakhouses!! I’ve tried some of these “gourmet” foods at the game and guess what, they always SUCK! So if I want a 5 star steakhouse, guess what, I’LL FUCKING GO TO ONE!
So dear ballparks, PLEASE just go back to the basics of beer, hot dogs, peanuts, and helmet sundaes.
Any questions? We’ll just listen to the 7th inning stretch. It says “buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack”….
It doesn’t say ANYTHING about ”buy me a garlic infused duck breast sautéed in chili oil and served with a mango chutney” now does it?
Sorry for the early morning rant. I’ll go back to my whiskey now.
