Up early watching the local news and they have a segment showcasing all the gourmet food they will have at tonight’s MLB All Star Game at Dodger Stadium.
Stop. Just freakin stop already!
I’m sick of ballparks trying to become 5 star steakhouses!! I’ve tried some of these “gourmet” foods at the game and guess what, they always SUCK! So if I want a 5 star steakhouse, guess what, I’LL FUCKING GO TO ONE!
So dear ballparks, PLEASE just go back to the basics of beer, hot dogs, peanuts, and helmet sundaes.
Any questions? We’ll just listen to the 7th inning stretch. It says “buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack”….
It doesn’t say ANYTHING about ”buy me a garlic infused duck breast sautéed in chili oil and served with a mango chutney” now does it?
Sorry for the early morning rant. I’ll go back to my whiskey now.