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Short and sweet. I’ll be heading north from Hollywood to bring the funny to Simi Valley on Saturday July 23rd…should you find yourself in the area and in need of a million laughs!

https://www.tocomedy.com/shows/179916

Hey y’all! OK, I know many of you are already on my mailing list. So if you are feel free to stop reading, press delete, and go about your day! But for those of you who haven’t signed up yet, do it! DO IT NOW! It’s easy to do, just follow the link on this here website and enter your email address and you’re all done. Then, just kick back, relax, and enjoy the occasional joke, show update, or whiskey rant in your inbox! Talk soon…

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Sat. July 9th in North Hollywood…

https://app.showslinger.com/ticket_payment/5335/checkout_ticket

Sat. July 23rd in Simi Valley
https://www.tocomedy.com/shows/179916

Get your tickets now! And as always, join me on social media @jonasgarvin !!! See you at the show!!!

Are you kidding me? The Supreme Court overturned Roe vs. Wade? What the fuck. I guess this means we will start moving backwards. I wonder which one of our rights they will go after next? So just a couple thoughts…

I wonder which way Clarence Thomas will vote should they try to overturn The Emancipation Proclamation?

I’d really like to leave this country, but hey, where else you gonna Roe?

Ok, I’ll keep it short. Not short and sweet, just short. HERE’S THE DEAL! Next mother fucker that heckles me at a comedy show will have their toenails pulled out with pliers and their grandmothers house burned down.

Funny thing is, if I said this on social media, I’d be banned. So I must say, the monthly charge I pay to have my own website is worth every penny!!!

Making my return to one of the best comedy shows in Los Angeles!!! Get there early and plan on staying late for the party!

And remember folks, more comedy gold at all my social media sites….@jonasgarvin see you there!

I’m a gun owner. So I can’t decide what disgusts me worse…the mass shootings, or the fact that there is a group of politicians who won’t even come to the table to discuss the problem. #GunOwnersForSafety

Hey y’all, join me on the pier for some #humpday laughs!