A quick FUCK YOU.

Ok, I’ll keep it short. Not short and sweet, just short. HERE’S THE DEAL! Next mother fucker that heckles me at a comedy show will have their toenails pulled out with pliers and their grandmothers house burned down.

Funny thing is, if I said this on social media, I’d be banned. So I must say, the monthly charge I pay to have my own website is worth every penny!!!